Why is it that every time I read the News or watch it on T.V. I see something about the N. Korean leadership finding another reason to be assholes?? It seems like every single week they find another reason to threaten the entire world with nuclear weapons, yet they have never even proved that they have a way to launch one long range. I am sure you heard about their failed attempt to test a "satellite launching rocket" aka "nuclear warhead rocket" last week that failed miserably and crashed in to the ocean. I am also sure many American Scientists LOL'd at them when it happened.
They brag about how huge their Army is, 1.2 million strong. Well guess, what? If you can't afford to feed them during a war then what's the point? They are just a bunch of power hungry thugs that will never be taken seriously in the World. They are only pissed that other Asian States are prosperous and have left the Revolutionary Style of operation in the past and have moved on to bigger better things. N. Korea just keeps holding on to it for some reason. They are like a teenager that won't give up it's favorite stuffed animal from when they were a baby; even though it is grungy, dirty and constantly makes him sick he still wants to go to bed with it every night.
Well, N. Korea, here is some advice from an average American Citizen.
1. Shut up! No one takes you seriously so stop going public with your nonsense comments of "condemnation" and your constant threats of "retaliation." No one has done anything to you in 50 years, what are you threatening retaliation for?
2. Feed your damn kids! 80% of your country's children are malnourished AND 1/4 of your entire population needs food aid. Sooner or later your people will revolt just for the mere fact that they are hungry.
3. You would get annihilated. Look around you. No one likes you. Do you really think China has got your back? I don't think so. They are prospering and have too much to lose. They say they like you and have your back, but when you constantly embarrass yourself and are blatantly showing that your leaders are BAT SHIT CRAZY, good luck getting their war support.
4. Your weapons suck. Seriously, go outside right now and look at your tanks and your fighter jets. Now go back inside and google pictures and information about the U.S. tanks and fighter jets. Does the word obsolete pop in your head? I bet it does. Go ahead and google our Navy too while you're at it...
5. Not even YOUR people like you. Tens of thousands of your own people sneak into China every year to get away from your crazy Government and your finger pointing Military style.
Look, I am all for being independent, but I kinda take it personal when the N. Korean government just traded their failed rocket test for MILLIONS OF TONS of food aid from the U.S. and then have the AUDACITY to threaten us with RETALIATION because of it! The U.S. agreed in February to give them food aid but has now said, "Sorry!" after their rocket launch. Meanwhile, the Chinese Government just updated their Facebook status with, "SMDH..."
Cheers!
K.A. Ball
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