TOP 25
You make microwaved popcorn and all the butter and seasoning sticks to the inside of the bag? Should you lick it?
The person in front of you in the drive-thru line has a list? Just ruined my day!!
As you are washing your hands in a public bathroom several people just walk right out? You just touched your wiener Dude, wash your damn hands.
You finally decide what you want in the menu but when you order it they "are all out?" Thanks for the heads up Bro!
People leave their cars running and the music blasting at the gas station? Yeah, you have subs and listen to rap...we know.
You hear the noise flip flops make? It's even worse when it's coming from my own feet.
On a plane, they still feel the need to remind you that you can't smoke? Who the hell doesn't know that?
People smoke in their house? Ummm...you stink, and now I do too...thanks.
People have bad spray tans? You look absolutely ridiculous.
Someone is in the left lane so everyone has to pass on the right and they STILL don't get over? Move the F#@% out of the passing lane!!
You can only find one shoe? Why is it not with the other one?
People that say carmel instead of caramel? The "a" is there...pronounce it.
You turn off the shower and realize you forgot to put a towel on the hook? It's cold, and now the floor is soggy.
Actors and actresses endorse politicians? Did they forget that we know they act for a living?
You pay $10 to go to the movies and have to sit through 30 minutes of commercials and previews? It's getting old.
You're ordering fast food and see the worker touch everything in the kitchen with the same glove they are making your food with? Yeah, that glove is not so sanitary anymore.
People have been dieting for a year with no progress and ask you how they look? Ummmm, happy?
Chef Boyardee has 20 different things that all taste exactly the same as Spaghetti Os? You're not fooling anyone Buddy.
You step in dog poop? Awwww man!
Tractor trailers ride next to each other on the highway blocking both lanes? Makes my blood boil!
You're in a public restroom and you hear someone talking on the phone while going #2? Seriously? Call them back when you're done.
You're in the drive-thru and they say, "Just pull up there and we will bring it out to you." Umm...no, I was in line first so I get my food first... and fast, like the sign says.
You're at a place of business and the employee complains to you about their job? Then quit! But not before you finish ringing me up, I got shit to do.
All of a sudden you open your eyes and realize you are still driving? Guilty!
Some Guy you barely talk to keeps sending you invites to read his dumb ass blog? Heyyyyyy now!
Cheers!
K.A. Ball
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